but I can fake it pretty damn well.

30th May 2012

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Bazinga. <3

Bazinga. <3

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30th May 2012

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Sisters: *Wakes up, sits on couch eats rice krispies out of box, drinks milk out of carton.*
*Samantha Wakes up, walks into living room.*
Me: Your toilet isn&#8217;t flushing, p.s. we&#8217;re outta fucking milk. *finishes milk*

Sisters: *Wakes up, sits on couch eats rice krispies out of box, drinks milk out of carton.*

*Samantha Wakes up, walks into living room.*

Me: Your toilet isn’t flushing, p.s. we’re outta fucking milk. *finishes milk*

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29th May 2012

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29th May 2012

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28th May 2012

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I knew I must&#8217;ve gotten it from somewhere&#8230;

I knew I must’ve gotten it from somewhere…

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28th May 2012

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She’s thin, she’s blonde, she says “wow” a lot.

jabrilliam:

sayswowalot:

~~~~~~says wow a lot~~~~~~

CASS!!!!!

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27th May 2012

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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

  • James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
  • Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
  • Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
  • Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
  • Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
  • Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
  • Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
  • Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
  • Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
  • Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
  • Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.

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27th May 2012

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questionable-judgement:

If I talked to my mom this would pretty much sum everything up 

questionable-judgement:

If I talked to my mom this would pretty much sum everything upĀ 

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27th May 2012

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27th May 2012

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Sometimes I think I want a boyfriend, but then I cum and realize all I want is dirty sex.

Sometimes I think I want a boyfriend, but then I cum and realize all I want is dirty sex.